my mouth tastes like poor choices
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I just blew my weed a kiss
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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