Taylor Swift is so right about you.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
