We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
