dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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