I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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