That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Houston, we have a squirter
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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