And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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