Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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