Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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