I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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