its not stalking. its research.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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