she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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