guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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