we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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