i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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