Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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