oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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