I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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