we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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