I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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