he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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