just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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