i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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