Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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