I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
