He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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