i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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