Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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