Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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