I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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