i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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