At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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