You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Is it penis luge time yet?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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