Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
