yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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