Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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