So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
