I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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