thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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