You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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