Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
should my penis look like a turkey
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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