You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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