We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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