Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
ttyl tear gas
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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