erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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