Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
