I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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