Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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