No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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