Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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