Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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