you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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