I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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