Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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