Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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