Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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