Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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