If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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