remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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