Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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