it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
PANTIES FOUND
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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