Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
sex in a hospital.. check
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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